I just had to do this, okay?
Generate 1 / All Regions / All Types
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0. This Pokémon is you:
Aa, I love Swellow! She was like one of the first Pokémons I ever used when I played Pokémon Ruby Version back in 2004.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
Oh my gosh this can't be true.. One of my dearest friends really have Leafeon as their PokéSona. Seriously. Amazing coincidence!
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
Hahahahahah, oh my god no. No Chansey. I hate, hate, HATE battling against her dammit. Although here I just have to impress her so!
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
Hmm, I guess he can't really help me too much.. He can't even speak ?? He just looks sleepy and makes me tired as well.
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
.... I guess there's nothing to be afraid of.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
Well, she looks grumpy! And I bet she has pretty much gas in her stomach or something.
6. This Pokémon is your significant other:
Well, I didn't expect this. He looks rather scary, if you ask me.
7. This Pokémon is your ex:
I hope she isn't planning to hurt me with her scissors.. That expression doesn't look good..
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:
I wonder why.. Maybe he's lost?
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
Aww, come here, little birdie!
10. This Pokemon ate all your cake:
I could actually imagine this happening! But I don't mind because I don't like cake, so go aheah, Snubbull!
11. This Pokemon is what you felt in bed last night:
Speaking the truth, I didn't sleep at all last night so. Although I napped like two hours in midday so. I don't know what to think about this. Expect Nidoking has always been a badass for me.
12. This Pokemon punched your mom:
Honestly I'm pretty sure he wouldn't even get close to my mom since she's afraid of snakes. But if he did, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't hurt. Much.
13. This Pokemon will do anything to steal your shoes:
Hmm, I wonder how he can wear them.. I'm pretty sure we have different kind of shoe size.
14. This Pokemon died by your own hands:
No, NO. What have I done! I don't want to kill this flying dinosaur-banana-tree-thing.
15. This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life:
...well, I guess he doesn't need that much exercise. At least he looks pretty happy all the time?
16. This Pokemon reads you bedtime stories:
Hahah, she would be a perfect bedtime stories reader! I might feel a bit uneasy at times, though..
17. This Pokemon is your loving pet:
Oh, cool! My giant angry-looking grasshopper kind of thing! He could mow the lawn maybe.
18. This Pokemon is your creepy dentist:
I don't think she looks that creepy, actually! But maybe that's just a camouflage..
19. This Pokemon is what you dream about every night:
Now it's proved! All the clouds I've ever seen in my dreams are actually group of Altarias.
20. This Pokemon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Hmm, I wonder what he was looking for. Maybe water?
21. This Pokemon plays with you in an alternate universe:
Honestly I would be pretty scared to play with this guy because, you know, he's rather electric.
22. This Pokemon is your guardian angel:
Doesn't look that much of an angel to me. And he's rather small too, so. But I'm not complaining!
23. This Pokemon wants to draw with you:
Aww, come here, buddy! Let's draw together!
24. This Pokemon is the first you will encounter:
He doesn't look really pleased about that.
25. This Pokemon will come take care of you when you can't:
Aww, my own fire lion! I hope he doesn't burn me though.
26. This Pokemon will be the cause of your death:
I wonder how he would kill me. Constant pecking perhaps?
27.This Pokemon loves to steal your hats:
How are you going to use those hats, huh? How you can you even wear them?
28. This Pokemon always borrows money from you:
I'll happily borrow some money for this little fella!
29. This Pokemon loves to play video games with you:
Aaaw yes, the handsome looking eletcric zebra. Although I don't know how the heck he's going to play video games with me.. Maybe he's just trying to look so angry the controller will move itself? Or then he uses his electric attacks, hmm.
30. This Pokemon is in charge of tagging people:
Wow, I bet this guy is pretty scare to be tagged by. But unfortunately not too scary because I'm not tagging anyone!